True Blue

theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG

HOLY SHIT

(via flirty-duets-and-coffee-dates)

dftbrhi:

angelmojo:

do you ever notice how like, we have our own language for fanfic that only readers understand?

for example

“36k wip destiel hs au on ao3”

I can’t believe I understood all those words

(via heyblaine)

youllfindmewhenthepandoricaopens:

wayward-saints:

HE LOOKED RIGHT AT ME

Sherlock giving relationship advice.

(via tellmeaboutthedreamwhere)

undeadahead95:

thenoodledude:

mankeyboobs:

I hate it when satan forgets to flush

he thinks he’s such hot shit

there was a toilet on fire and you stopped to take a picture

(via hero-in-disguise)

george0malley:

embarrassing parts of books are a million times worse than embarrassing parts of movies i’ve decided because you can’t look away or cover your face until it’s over you have no choice but to pay attention and endure that secondhand embarrassment with them

(via hero-in-disguise)

themoonclockwork:

tbhgod:

imagine if tumblr reset and we all had to be like the hunger games to get the best urls first

Hunger names

(via flirty-duets-and-coffee-dates)

busty-karkat:

My science teacher used to teach all of his classes morse code until last year because last year he caught two kids cheating on the test and having a conversation across the room in morse code by blinking their eyelids. So he doesn’t teach morse code anymore and those kids have to wear sunglasses when they take tests

(via flirty-duets-and-coffee-dates)

nitocrisss:

dapperstiel:

villains are so polite, asking permission. 

it’s because

(via hero-in-disguise)

gnarly-gnat:

one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed

(via oreoandme)

vengerturtle:

#omg tony’s face #he’s like shit i don’t get it #quick look at him does he get it #okay good he doesn’t get it either #psh i’m a genius of course he doesn’t get it

(via hero-in-disguise)